Killer Robot Terrorizes City

-Orlando Florida

What seemed like a typical monster truck rally turned deadly as “Croczilla”, the car-eating robot monster, lost control and broke out of the stadium to cause havok.  At first the giant mechanical lizard tore apart cars in the parking lot.  When local authorities and, eventually, the national guard tried to stop the beast, it turned its attention from automobiles to people.  3 police offers were swallowed as was one spectator who was sleeping in his car.  The rampage eventually came to an end when Croczilla bit into the gas tank of a pickup truck  and burst into flames.  Lloyd Boyd, the owner of the 1986 Chevy, was not in good spirits when he learned his vehicle was sacrificed.  “Somebody owes me a truck,” said Lloyd, “I’m gonna sue me up everyone here until I get a new one.”  Representitives from the monster truck rally could not be reached for comment.

Croczilla

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