Weird Neighbor Getting Weirder

 So this lady on the end of the hall has always been a tad off.  She constantly looks like she is ready to either burst into tears or call you an asshole for no reason.  I regularly see her running from her apartment to the elevator and frantically pressing the “close door” button to avoid having to share space with anyone else.  Several times we’ve been too close to the elevator for her to close the door on time.  I think she’s developed a new strategy.  Since we seem to leave for work the same time as this nut-job, and she doesn’t want to come in contact with people, she’s had to go to great lengths to avoid us.  It seems that she now sits in her apartment and watches out the peep hole for us to leave.  We’ve even left later than usual lately and regardless of the time, she has regularly been seen coming down the 2nd elevator a matter of 30 seconds after us.  She is literally going out into the hallway and pressing the elevator button the moment she sees us go by.  There is no other logical explanation.  If only we weren’t cutting it so close on making it to work on time, I would happily pretend to be getting in the elevator only to open the door back up moments later and greet her.  Maybe some day I can make that happen.  For the record, this is a person that does not live next to us, has had no contact or conversation with us other than being in close proximity in the elevator.  There’s no rivalry or anything, she’s just a hateful bitch.

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Jay Ratkowski runs this joint, which is why his name is on the front door. You can find him elsewhere at Google+, Facebook, or Twitter

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